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Farting Blocks

Farting Blocks

Mod

Farting Blocks adds hilarious "immersion" to Minecraft. Breaking blocks or sprinting now triggers random fart sounds and gas cloud particles. It features a built-in cooldown and randomized pitch for high-performance, non-stop fun.

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Farting Blocks – A Gas-tastic Experience! 💨

Ever felt like Minecraft was just a bit too quiet? Farting Blocks adds a touch of "immersion" to your daily activities by adding hilarious sound effects and visual cues to common player actions. It’s the mod nobody asked for, but everyone needs.

✨ Features

Breaking Wind (literally): Every time you break a block, there is a chance to trigger a satisfying "thud" and a puff of smoke.

Sprinting Spasms: Running for your life from a Creeper? Don't be surprised if your character lets one slip! Sprinting has a random chance to trigger a fart effect.

Dynamic Sounds: Includes a custom high-quality fart sound with randomized pitch to ensure every "event" sounds unique.

Visual Flair: Features a smoke particle effect (the "gas cloud") that appears right at the player's position.

Server-Side Optimized: Built with a cooldown system to prevent sound spam and ensure smooth performance even on multiplayer servers.

🛠️ Technical Details

Platform: Fabric

Side: Server-side (but recommended for both for the best experience).

Performance: Uses ThreadLocalRandom and a UUID-based cooldown map to keep your TPS high and your smells... well, low.

🚀 Installation

Make sure you have the Fabric Loader installed.

Drop the

farting-blocks-1.0.jar

into your mods folder.

(Optional) Add a custom resource pack if you want to override the default "fart" sound with your own!

Created with ❤️ (and a bit of gas) by crqzycat.

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